Just because you have food, water, shelter and a Mimco handbag doesn't mean you don't have problems. Do you have a wardrobe full of clothes but nothing to wear? Are you hungry but don't know what you want to eat? Did iTunes update without your permission? This is a hilarious cabaret delving into the "trauma" of being a white girl, just like the insightful anthropological study of humanity that is the Desperate Housewives of Melbourne ......only more shallow.